It's no small wonder 75% of Americans don't have a passport.Why should they when the world can be seen in a weekend right here in tacky Vegas.
That's right folks. If you're after a little French culture, come to Paris (in Vegas) where you can dine in the Awful Tower, eat croissants at a French cafe.
Perhaps you're after something a little more musical. Then stop by the Ventian with its Italian-style architecture, and a real, honest-to-God canal where you and your lover can take gondola rides through the hotel.
For the more adventurous, the Luxor offers a fine example of Arabian tackiness. Shaped like a pyramid, the Luxor features a fake Sphinx (although, many people here can't tell the difference).
Yes, why leave the confines of the great United States when you can pop over to Vegas and experience the world all along one street. Indded, a modern travel miracle.
But Paris is in Texas, dude. And Venice is in, like, Los Angeles. So like, we don't need passports anyway.
ReplyDeletelol, ur too funny. it was my understanding that Parys was in ... the bushes somewhere in S.A.
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