Lessons I learned from Borat

So, last night I finally watched Borat. Yikes. Anyway, lessons I learned from Borat:

1/. A 7-year old's anus is not something to discuss on TV unless you want Family Sevices on YOUR ass
2/. Strangers are NOT friendly and for some strange reason do NOT liked being kissed
3/. Pamela Anderson is NOT as innocent as she looks
4/. Exhibiting pride in your son's 3 centimeter penis growth is something to keep to yourself and under NO circumstances should you take photographs of it
5/. Do not incite the wrath of a fat man, otherwise you might end up wrestling naked with him
6/. Having a sister who is Kazakstan's #5 prostitute is something to be proud of

Who says you can't learn anything from movies these days?