I'm still waiting....

I did what you told me to do. I forwarded the email to 10 people just like you instructed. I knew most would be pissed off with me for doing that - for filling their inbox with spam - but I went ahead and did it anyway.

I received a scathing reply from a friend who said if I ever sent her one of those forwards again, our friendship would be over. So I have risked friendships and relationships because you told me to forward that email.

You told me I could expect fortune beyond my wildest dreams, miracles one normally expect to be bestowed on heroes in fairy tales.

You sonnavabitch! I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.

So to all my "friends" who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT WORKED! So in future, gifts of cash, traveler's checks, money orders, and wire transfers will be accepted in lieu of email.

Please note this down!