Evil thoughts

I think I need to see a professional.

Recently, I've been having bad thoughts. Not evil, dangerous, go-on-a-rampage kind of thoughts, just negative thoughts. I've been angry and and short-tempered. And it's not because of work. I love my work. I love the people. I love this city. So what is it that is making me be so angry?

Honestly, I don't care, but it must go away now. So I started taking my little white happy tablets.

Along with a sense of anxiety, they also have the following wonderful side effects: Drowsiness, diarrhea, loss of libido. I have two of these. Aren't I lucky? But soon, my days shall improve and hopefully the angry thoughts will be vanquished and I shall be a nice person that people want to sit next to at the bar again.