Don't believe everything you read on the interweb

No seriously, sometimes the interweb spews out the biggest chunk of (insert expletive here). I learned that the heard way when I once submitted a research paper in college. Could explain the the scrawled, "SEE ME NOW!" written in red ink across the front page when I got it back.

Whitney Houston is NOT buying an African country. And North Korea is NOT a little hostile. These are lies that people post on the internet in the hope of raking in some poor sucker who believes everything they read.

Afganistan is NOT run by a group of undercover CIA agents dressed as nuns from the Sisterhood of Liberation. It's all a lie. Okay, so they kind of wear similar headgear and stuff but NO!

If everyone on the planet had to sneeze at the same time, the earth would NOT shift off its orbit people, come on. Shock! Where have you been? Has your head been buried in the sand?

What do you mean the U.S. economy is bouncing back? What a lot of crock. Which idiot posted THAT on the web?

And don't even get me started on those weapons of mass destruction ...