My prayers have been answered! Finally, I will be able to swat this lice-infested debt monkey from my shoulder.Today, I checked my email - as I do daily - and just out of the blue, I received a message from Mrs. Selma Ward. And she addressed me as "Friend", so surely I must know her. This kind Mrs. Ward even went on to ask about my family. Now if that is not kind and genuine and sincere, then I am at a loss for what is. I don't even know this person but she wants to transfer $500,000 into my bank account. Now seriously, who looks a gift horse in the mouth?
(please note the bitter sarcasm in the aforementioned lead-up)
From The Desk Of Mrs. Selma Ward
Dear Friend,
How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great understanding and contributions made at the process of our unfinished transfer of fund. Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness showed at the point of need where no one could help. Sorry not to contact you in a long while,because I misplaced the contact information in my address book. I just came across your email address two days ago, with this, i am using this opportunity to compensate and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $550,000 USD. I have authorized my Regional Secretary in Africa to transfer this fund to you. So I want you to get in touch with him to make arrangement on how to transfer the money to you successfully. I would also want you to know that the transfer went well and I am truly sorry I did not get feedback to you; it is well for me to seek your willingness considering the fact that your participation made it presence.
DR. PETER THOMPSON
PHONE: +234-806-257-9936
Email: regional_secretary@selmamartinward.uk.com
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