I think I have newly weds living in the apartment below mine.Every second night, at about 11:30pm, while I'm sitting on my bed surfing online or checking email, the rather uninhibited sounds of physical gratuity and appreciation come creeping up the walls and into my apartment. It's as though someone has put a speaker right next to my bed.
Now I like to think of myself as a pretty open person, and even more tolerant that Barack Obama. But for the love of God Almighty, enough already.
The other night I heard I heard her screaming out, "YES, YES, YES!". At which point I had had enough and shouted back, "NO, NO, NO, I CAN HEAR YOU!" Silence. For two minutes. Then it started up again.
I'm all for people expressing their appreciation for physcial stimulation, but seriously, to scream loud enough that the entire building hears you? That's just rude.
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I am jealous, for two reasons.
lol
"two reasons"?? I can imagine what the one is, but ...
At least it's more entertaining than Jay Leno!
Jay Leno is tolerable. It's Conan O'Brian that makes me want to tear off my retinas.
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