The Secret to a Long Life

A guy taking a walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?"

She looked up at him and said, 'I smoke ten cigars a day. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and do absolutely no exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing," replied the young man. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-four," she replied.

Remember, things aren't always what they seem. Be happy with what you have and what you do. And there endeth the lesson for the day.