The One in Which...

I learned that no matter how much you love sleeping in during the holidays, getting up for work on Monday is never, ever easy.

I learned that when you look outside and see the sun shining, that does not mean it's not cold outside.

I learned that taking two sleeping tablets will lead to almost certain difficulty in getting up on time in the morning.

I learned that washing down two sleeping tablets with a mug of coffee will probably offset your sleep.

I learned that there is never, ever truth in advertising.

I learned that skin rash, swollen tissue, shivering, difficulty swallowing, sleep disorders, convulsions, hallucinations, sexual dysfunction, hair loss, swollen eyelids, gastrointestinal hemorrhages and nausea are all possible side effects of Prozac.

I learned how to make my office chair recline. And swivel.

I learned that honey is used as a center for golf balls.

I learned that the three wise men were named Caspar, Melchior, and Balthazar.

I learned that the thumbnail grows the slowest. The middle nail grows the fastest.

I also learned that the space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.

Tomorrow I plan to learn what people with a uni-brow call that space between their eyebrow(s). Oh, and also do some work.