7:30AM. Seriously?

Maybe I shouldn't complain, but I'm gonna!

I have a job interview next week. In this economy, it's almost climactic to get an interview serving behind the counter at McDonald's, so I know I'm lucky. But why, why dear God Almighty is the flight out at 7:30, in the morning? There are flights leaving Pittsburgh Airport every hour to great and wonderful destinations. But I get booked on the one that leaves for Philly at sparrow fart.

This shan't be easy. Especially since I have been a man of leisure for the past two months. I work when I want to. I get up when I want to. And very seldom, if ever, do I do that before 7:30am. In fact, I think the last time I did was about 20 years ago for high school. I'm not in high school anymore.

But yes, sparrow fart, crack of dawn, call it what you will. All I know is that I will require an IV on that flight, and it needs to be filled to overflowing with heavily caffeinated coffee. No sugar. No milk. Just pure OOOMPH!

How else will my mind take off for the interview?