Eat your heart out! For my 727th birthday, I got a sensational gift. It washes dishes, carves wood statues, helps planes take off from the runway, changes TV channels, irons my clothes, switches lamps on and off, feeds my cats, scrubs my back in the bath, and lets me make phone calls.I like my new gizmo. Isn't it shiny and wonderful? Now if only I can find the time to read the bloody manual!
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