We see them every day. People get knocked over by cars. Get up. And walk away. Miracle? Or luck? Moses parts water to allow people to cross an ocean to escape persecution. Miracle? Or just a really hot day in which the sun managed to evaporate water REALLY quickly?
I want to perform a miracle. Like maybe paying my rent without scrounging for pennies in my kitchen drawer. Or sleeping a solid eight hours a night. Or maybe just looking into a mirror, wishing I looked more like Brad Pitt and it happens. KAZAM! Like that. Or going to the local market, buying a few avocados and they don't go vrot by the next day. Yoiu know, simple miracles like that.
How I would love to be able to perform the 'money-increasing miracle'. The one where you open your wallet, see $1, close it, and open it again to find that that $1 has miraculously grown and multiplied so now you have $1000. I'd love to be able to do that.
Or my personal favourite: the miracle where while you're walking along the side of the street, the 3 foot 2 inch Asian woman who is walking directly in front of you actually steps aside inside of glares up at you as if to say, "Hey, white guy, move or else I commit a Hiroshima on your ass."
Just one miracle would be nice. Okay, so i don't even have to be the one performing it. Let it happen to ME! Just once, I'm not greedy.
But none of this Moses miracle stuff. I don't need parting seas. I need growing $$$s.
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