There's a new sheriff in town

And this one ain't no gun-slinging, dip-chewing, cow-wranglin' Texan hick.

In just a few hours, the free world will have a new leader - a young, black guy from Chicago. Poor guy has inherited a lot of problems from the Texan hick. Let's see how well he fares.

First order of business, the disgusting economy. Or is the first order of business bringing a final end to that wretched, useless war in Iraq? Me personally, my first order of business would be to pump money into public education so that kids who are graduating can actually read!

Good luck, B.O. And good riddance, G.B.