If they chirp too loudly, eat 'em.

So there I was browsing the interweb when I stumbled across this site. Well, it's more of a junk food blog. And these delectable snacks were featured. Okay, maybe not so delectable.

Honest-to-God, these are real. Real crickets, roasted and seasoned with sour and cream and onion flavoring. These crunchy morsels come in a range of flavors, so if you're in the mood for Salt n' Vinegar or Bacon & Cheddar Cheese flavors, they got 'em.

And if you're in the mood for something a little sweeter, then you could always try the cricket-in-a-lollipop. Oh I kid you not people. I'm looking at one right now. There's a cricket, legs spread, in a purple lollipop. How about something with more sting?! Like maybe a scorpion? They have those too in lollipops. Pincers out and everything.

They also have stick-in-your-teeth fried ants. Yes, the kind you find in your kitchen after not cleaning up the sugar you spilled from you coffee. My question is this: where is the SPCA when you need them most?