When one is not enough

Okay, so I admit, this is just a little disturbing and very weird - even for me. And I am left scratching my head, as in, "huh?" What in the world is going on here. Have those wonderful Mormons turned to advertising perfume now?

According to the Moromon holy book, "Mormon doctrine states that in order to enter the highest heaven that those who enter must be living in polygamy." So then why not enter the 'highest heaven' smelling super great with just a squirt of eau de polygamie. Then again, maybe one is not enough. My father would argue that after 11 years of marriage, that just one wife was more than enough - thank you very much!

That same great book also states, "Polygamy still happens among members of the LDS church, just so long as those practicing in it are discrete, but not a moment longer." Goodness me, so it's against federal law, but they still do it? Mmmm, that said, loads of things are against federal law, but people still get away with it. Does that make it right? Wait a sec, this is getting very, very philosophical and my head is starting to hurt.

All I can think of is that I wouldn't want to be in this guy's shoes when 'that time of the month' comes around in his house!